But new baby is a completely different kettle of fish, not the baby herself, but the fact that I now have access to the internet in all it's horrid glory.
You can type any letter. ANY letter, into Google and my instant searching previous results thinger will show up some inane question about babies that I have recently used. Little gems such as "Why isn't my baby pooing?" "Where does your baby sleep during the day?" "Is it ok to stab people in the face if you've recently had a baby?"
In short, I am some sort of hyperchondriac freak looking up every single thing that years ago I would have probably not even noticed. It's also confused the crap out of my browser who previously only had to look at French property for sale, the BMW configurator and porn.
Thanks internet, thanks a lot.